have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
THIS IS EPIC
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
Bioshock and Bioshock Infinite posters.
Prints are available individually or as a 3 poster set on my Etsy Shop.
Forgive yourself for not writing. Forgive yourself for writing poorly.